Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Cab Driver Trying to Be Funny

This morning on my way to work, I took a cab and about 1 min into the cab, the driver suddenly asked in Mandarin:

Cab Driver: Do you know that Singapore has many KTV Supermarket?
Me: KTV Supermarket?
Cab Driver: Yup, do you where's are some of these location?
Me: What you mean KTV supermarket? Can sing song & shop at the same time?
Cab Driver: Norh... Sing Song Supermarket (Sheng Siong Supermarket) loh!

I was like ... duh!!! ... this cab driver so power. Don't even know that he was trying to tell me joke until this point.




And he went on another one...

Cab Driver: Do y0u go pub?
Me: Seldom. Why?
Cab Driver: What's the biggest pub in Singapore?
Me: (Trying to flow with his style of joke)...Jurong bird park?
Cab Driver: No. Somewhere in orchard. Near CineLeisure
Me: Youth Park
Cab Driver: No.. it's P.U.B (Utilities) & this "pub" only open in the day




Cab Driver: Which ethnic group has the toughest stomach?
Me: Indian
Cab Driver: You are right! How you know?
Me: Becos Ying4 (Hard) Du4 (Stomach) Ren ma

Finally I caught his style and was right!





Cab Driver: Among Sun, Moon and Star, which is the hardest planet?
Me: Hmm.. Dunno
Cab Driver: Which Service Provider are you using for your mobile?
Me: StarHub....
Cab Driver: The ans is Star
Me: why?
Cab Driver: Becos it's Star Hard (Hub...broken english)





Cab Driver: You know ah.. all these jokes I think myself. Sometimes I even call in to radio station to tell them my jokes!
Sigh.. i think this old uncle must be too bored driving around to think of such jokes.

*Karen Yeo Smiles at |11:17 PM| *

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